I can’t find the seatbelt
You’re sitting on it
No I’m not
Is anyone burned?
Burned?
Yea, I’m reading a book on CPU and I can treat burns
No
Chemical burns, electrical burns… who has a chemical burn
I got a burn
How?
Church
How?
Steam
I don’t treat that…. What’ya do?
Put ice on it
That’ll work
Hey Sudoku!
That’s my book
Can I do one
Sure
You know how to do Sudoku?
No
Then why do you want to do it?
Its easy
How?
Answers on page 67
Where’re we going?
Fairgrounds
Oh, is that near my grandmother’s house?
How would I know?
Finished
What?
Finished the Sudoku
You know sometimes I don’t cheat
Me too
Hey a fortune cookie!
That’s mine
Why is your car so dirty?
What’s it say?
You will soon find love
That’s for you!
No it’s for you
Hey that reminds me
My sister’s boyfriend came over last night
Yuck
He wanted to take her to a disco stick.
A what?
A disco stick
Is that like a stripper pole
What’s a stripper pole?
Hey the Fairgrounds
Where are the toys?
Toys?
Yea like that big circle thing
That’s the fair you dork
Yea the fairgrounds
That’s in the summer
So what’s this
Why are we here
Hey we’re first
(sound of door opening)
Hey wait up—what’s a stripper pole?
Excellent.
ReplyDeleteSo what was at the fairgrounds?
Safety day.... water safety, electricity, firearms etc.. and this is where my son learned that pigs will eat human flesh. He thought that was interesting. You'd like him....
ReplyDeleteOverheard on MY third grade field trip....
ReplyDeletePatty's new car has seatbelts!
There's a bee in here! eeek!!
Sandy and Kevin are going steady. If her Mom finds out, she won't get to come to my slumber party.
What's a seatbelt?
Did you watch Father Knows Best last night? Bud is SOOO cute!
I got an A in penmanship!
There's the Tastee Freeze!!! Can we stop can we stop PLEEEEEEAZE???
You get A's in everything.
David's family is getting a COLOR TV!
David has cooties.
What's a SEATBELT?!?!?!
Homemade cookies, for us?! Thanks Mrs. McDermand!
Golly, is that a tube of JUST cherry Lifesavers?!
I heard David say a dirty word.
Let's play kick the can tonight!
I can't. I have my piano lesson.
My Dad's typewriter broke last night. The G and H keys come up together.
I lost the key to my brand new roller skates. My mom is really steamed.
Our typewriter types both black AND red!
Oooooo......!!!
Look at that girl with the hula hoop!
C'mon, it's my turn with the Etch-a-Sketch!
Are we there yet?