Lenten Quiz- Wilderness Edition

As we begin the journey of Lent we feature a quiz designed to test your knowledge of the Biblical wilderness.

Which of the following is a biblical account of a wilderness experience?

A Abraham goes to Wal-Mart for milk and when he is at the milk case he remembers the cat food.

B After Moses receives the ten commandments he and the Israelites spend years in the wilderness.

C Noah’s basement floods and he has to spend six weeks with his in-laws

D Bugs Bunny wanders for years after making a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Following his baptism, Jesus goes to the wilderness where he is tempted by

A advertisements for the snuggie airing at 2 a.m.

B a double cheeseburger on the dollar menu

C Satan

D All of the above

While in the wilderness, the people sin by crafting a

A Golden Calf

B Golden Thigh

C one act play about Moses which makes him look like a dictator

D eleventh commandment entitling corporations to make unlimited donations in prophet elections.

Which of the following is not a temptation Jesus endured in the wilderness

A To turn stone into bread

B To cast himself down from the temple

C To rule an earthly kingdom

D To sleep in on Sundays

Which of the following is a complaint lodged by the people while in the wilderness

A it was too hot/cold in the wilderness

B The color of the sand did not match the color of the rocks

C There was someone sitting on their rock

D They were hungry and thirsty.

Answers: B, C, A, D, D